So, remember the guy who went from zero to “blow me” in three emails because I failed to find his story about leaving a date via the back door because he couldn’t just say that he didn’t want to pay for her lunch (and then calling her to tell her she was a bitch) a fine example of sparkling wit and charm?
He’s baaack!
And he’s as big a charmer as ever. First email: “Do you not like men?”
He caught me out, that sly fox! And here I thought I was hiding my lesbian tendencies by filing my ad under “women seeking men” and describing myself as straight. I asked him what it was to him. Response?
you have the curves and the brains but theres also something else there.. just wondered if it was that you didnt like men.
I see he’s a devotee of the school of seduction which counsels men to insult women in order to keep them off-balance and interested in you. Oh, that silver-tongued devil! I just had to reply to him.
I like men just fine. Men who can do things like negotiate who’s going to pay for lunch without running out the back door.
You have a new profile, I see.
But he was just too much for me. See, he knew that I was really into him. He could tell. But he wasn’t going to let me think that I could have him just because he showed interest in me by contacting me a month and a half after he told me to blow him because no bitch was going to make him pay for lunch. That, and setting up a new profile so he could get around my blocking his profile. No, he was too much of a fox for me.
I do have a new profile. I left for a few eeks and came back. Thanks for noticing. I prefer women myself, Women that arent embittered by their failures and can meet a man half way in a spirit of equity and warmth without telling them to pay( psychologically/financially) for them for their own edification.
It’s like the mating call of one of those trolls whose comments never make it out of moderation. Well, he showed me, didn’t he? I certainly showed no spirit of equity or warmth when I blocked his new profile, I suppose. Just a cold, unfeeling bitch unwilling to meet a man halfway after he tells me to blow him.
He’s a keeper, you need to marry that one. You need to get married anyhow — you’re beginning to come across as a lesbian staying all single and independent like you are.
Dang. This could be any one of the brothers. All the same spew.
Wow, what a winner. I can’t believe you let that one go.
You know you can’t logically communicate with this one. I think my next response to him would be just an email filled with: “HAHAHAHAHAHA”
And that’s all he’d ever get out of me from then on.
I tried Ok Cupid once. It was fascinating to see the wealth of courtship behaviors various men apparently thought would be attractive, like the guy who introduced himself by going on about a book he was reading about dung beetles.
I never could figure out what to make of the endless emails that would say “Hi” and that’s it. I tried writing back to a few with a return “hi”, and would get a few monosyllabic words back. I still have no idea what the point of that was.
Both make a lot more sense than blow-me-boy though.
“I left for a few eeks and came back.”
..because you’re the mouse that roared like a man!
Oh shit that is FUNNY!!!!
He seems to have convinced himself that his stalking behavior is evidence of your interest in him. And then there’s the irony of him accusing you of having issues with men. I mean…just wow. He should probably not be allowed within 50 ft of any female people.
There has to be a market out there for an online dating service that certifies that all the men are (1) not misogynist nutballs with restraining orders or stalking-related arrests; (2) telling the truth about their marital status. Really, I think those two screens would eliminate a large portion of the assholes who act like this.
Can we get rid of this “dissing” thing made popular by “peacocking” PUAs? Or at least somehow make it known that it only works on women with low self-esteem who aren’t already aware that it’s a trick frequently employed by assholes who get all their information about the female half of humanity from Maxim articles?