Just for shits and giggles, I decided to try Fun Betty. Because why not? And since I can’t dye the hair on my head pink and keep my job, might as well give this a shot.
The application wasn’t bad at all; both the bleach and the dye are thick and pastelike and don’t run, so you don’t have to worry about getting any on your vulva (assuming you follow the instructions and DO NOT APPLY TO YOUR LABIA). And it worked pretty well, as a dye.
The problem? Well, between the rather high red content of the pink and the texture of the hair, it sort of looks like I’m wearing Bozo’s merkin.
What? No photos of Bozo’s merkin?
Oops. Perhaps it will fade interestingly?