Duck, motherfucker!

Bush dodges not one, but two shoes thrown at him by an Iraqi journalist during a press conference in Baghdad:

The U.S. president visited the Iraqi capital just 37 days before he hands the war off to his successor, Barack Obama, who has pledged to end it. The president wanted to highlight a drop in violence in a nation still riven by ethnic strife and to celebrate a recent U.S.-Iraq security agreement, which calls for U.S. troops to withdraw from Iraq by the end of 2011.

“The war is not over,” Bush said, adding that “it is decisively on it’s way to being won.”

Really? Butbutbut!

Doofus

In many ways, the unannounced trip was a victory lap without a clear victory. Nearly 150,000 U.S. troops remain in Iraq fighting a war that is intensely disliked across the globe. More than 4,209 members of the U.S. military have died in the conflict, which has cost U.S. taxpayers $576 billion since it began five years and nine months ago.

Polls show most Americans believe the U.S. erred in invading Iraq in 2003. Bush ordered the nation into war against Saddam Hussein’s Iraq while citing intelligence claiming the Mideast nation harbored weapons of mass destruction. The weapons were never found, the intelligence was discredited, Bush’s credibility with U.S. voters plummeted and Saddam was captured and executed.

“There is still more work to be done,” Bush said after his meeting with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.

It was at that point the journalist stood up and threw a shoe from about 20 feet away. Bush ducked, and it narrowly missed his head. The second shoe came quickly, and Bush ducked again while several Iraqis grabbed the man and dragged him to the floor.

Shoez!

In Iraqi culture, throwing shoes at someone is a sign of contempt. Iraqis whacked a statue of Saddam with their shoes after U.S. marines toppled it to the ground following the 2003 invasion.

3 Responses to “Duck, motherfucker!”


  1. 1 Tricia

    Your headline = LOL!!

    Now I have to go explain to my coworker what I was laughing at.

  2. 2 Byron

    The title made me laugh out loud, too. I’m still laughing. Thanks–I needed that. Go raibh maith agat!

  3. 3 MoonMystic

    Love your blog! Totally loved the headline. I only wish the shoe-thrower had beaned The Shrub. And I still want to slap that smirk off W’s face. It’s been an annoyance for 8 long years.

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