Dear Sugarplum, at Kindly Póg Mo Thóin

Published at March 3, 2008 in Kitties and Life with pets.

Would it kill you to bury your poop once in a while?

Love,

Mom

P.S. Thank you very much for wiping your ass on the bathmat.

1 preying mantis
Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

At least she doesn’t bury it so hard that she knocks it out of the box?
2 Mnemosyne
Mar 5th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

She doesn’t have to bury it. She is the Boss Cat, and the lesser cats have to bury their poop lest they anger her while she leaves hers proudly on top.

Seriously, that’s what it is.
3 Aunti Disestablishmentarian
Mar 6th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

Ahh, the Ass Dragging on Carpet dance. She might be constipated, or trying to pass a hairball. Have you tried feeding her that malt goop which acts as a mild stool softner?
4 Daisy
Mar 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am

Your cats are just beautiful!

Mnemosyne, really??? Grand Old Man, boss of my household, won’t bury his either. I thought he was just being cantankerous and superior!
5 ahunt
Mar 8th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

Zuz…the malt goop works. Put a very small dollop on the nose, and let your feline handle it. Then do it again, just for paybacks.
6 Chicklet
Mar 10th, 2008 at 10:07 am

Lenny actually dropped a poop on the carpet yesterday. I think she’s letting me know she’s still pissed about that whole going away on vacation thing.
7 keshmeshi
Mar 15th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

My cat does the same thing. Although she cover up her pee every now and then. Damn cats.
8 j
Mar 29th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

Your pets remind me of Satchel and Bucky from Get Fuzzy in this photo. I think it’s the vaguely sulky/guilty looks on their faces.

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