Dear Sugarplum,

Would it kill you to bury your poop once in a while?

The mad pooper

Love,

Mom

P.S.  Thank you very much for wiping your ass on the bathmat.

8 Responses to “Dear Sugarplum,”


  1. 1 preying mantis

    At least she doesn’t bury it so hard that she knocks it out of the box?

  2. 2 Mnemosyne

    She doesn’t have to bury it. She is the Boss Cat, and the lesser cats have to bury their poop lest they anger her while she leaves hers proudly on top.

    Seriously, that’s what it is.

  3. 3 Aunti Disestablishmentarian

    Ahh, the Ass Dragging on Carpet dance. She might be constipated, or trying to pass a hairball. Have you tried feeding her that malt goop which acts as a mild stool softner?

  4. 4 Daisy

    Your cats are just beautiful!

    Mnemosyne, really??? Grand Old Man, boss of my household, won’t bury his either. I thought he was just being cantankerous and superior!

  5. 5 ahunt

    Zuz…the malt goop works. Put a very small dollop on the nose, and let your feline handle it. Then do it again, just for paybacks.

  6. 6 Chicklet

    Lenny actually dropped a poop on the carpet yesterday. I think she’s letting me know she’s still pissed about that whole going away on vacation thing.

  7. 7 keshmeshi

    My cat does the same thing. Although she cover up her pee every now and then. Damn cats.

  8. 8 j

    Your pets remind me of Satchel and Bucky from Get Fuzzy in this photo. I think it’s the vaguely sulky/guilty looks on their faces. :-)

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