Dear child at the daycare center outside my window, at Kindly Póg Mo Thóin

Dear child at the daycare center outside my window,

Published at January 25, 2008 in Get offa my lawn and Zuzu eats babies.

If you don’t stop blowing that whistle, I’m going to come down there and shove it down your trachea.

Love,

Zuzu

3 Responses to “Dear child at the daycare center outside my window,”

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1 Lauren
Jan 25th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

GET OFFA MY LAWN!

P.S. Why do you hate children?
2 Jenonymous
Jan 26th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

Lauren,

Because they are annoying little shit and noise machines, the ownership of which many parents in upscale ‘hoods somehow thinks obligates everyone around them to a) give a shit and b) tolerate them?
3 Zuzu
Jan 26th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

It’s actually very funny about this place — it’s run by a Jamaican woman, this having been a Jamaican/Hasidic/Polish/Cambodian/civil servant neighborhood until relatively recently. I happened to be home last summer when they were having their end-of-year ceremony. Seems that the yuppies who’ve moved into the neighborhood don’t like them much and are trying to shut them down (ironically, in part because of the FRIGGIN’ PA SYSTEM they have).

My biggest issue, really, is the FRIGGIN’ PA SYSTEM, since they host block parties quite often during the warm weather.
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Of course, I’m also quite unhappy about the giant smear on my window from the paintball this woman’s kids left when they shot my fucking building with paintballs last year.

At least they aren’t raising pit bulls anymore. That went really well with the daycare kids.

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